employee of the month

Sparky, security chief! On Friday, I was in hell, otherwise known as the DMV.... when I got home I discovered someone attempted to break into my house! Since I've watched hundreds of detective shows on TV, I'm practically and expert on crime, so with my carefully honed deductive reasoning skills I came to the conclusion that once they opened the sliding glass door, Sparky went into action and scared them off! There was some stuff rearranged in the studio, but nothing missing. And all pets alive and accounted for. Now one has to know that there isn't much to steal over here. My stereo could be called a "hi-fi" it's so old, and the TV is WAY old and has a vcr, no dvd player. so that may have something to do with it too. Never the less there's a happy meal in it for our security system!

Here's why I was at the DMV. I got a NEW CAR! well, ok it's used, but NEW!! to me. It's a toyota matrix. After I got it home I realized there were all these "m's" pasted on the car. It stands for matrix, but anyone who knows my deal knows that M's all over my car just won't do. On the back it said "m theory". who knows what the heck that means. I got the car at Beaver toyota. So I was able to just peel the M's off the thing, but now on the back it says "beaver theory"??? I haven't quite decided how I feel about that, but I will tell you for sure, there aren't many cars that say beaver theory out there, so if you see one, chances are it's me.